As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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