I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
