tell your sister to shave her snatch
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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