One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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