? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Non-Jews are for practice
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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