butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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