You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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