i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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