there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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