Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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