we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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