Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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