is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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