you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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