People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Never underestimate the power of titties
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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