Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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