i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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