Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Randomize