I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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