Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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