Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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