he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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