Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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