walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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