i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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