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the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
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