I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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