Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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