He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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