fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Also, beer. Big fan.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
His nipple licking is glorious
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