is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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