I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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