you guys were way drunker than both of me
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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