scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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