I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I came so hard my ears popped.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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