based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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