How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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