How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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