id be glad to
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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