I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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