PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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