your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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