DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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