Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
