love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
