A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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