plz talk dirty to me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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