Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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