Midget sex pt 2 tonight
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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