Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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