id be glad to
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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