Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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