i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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