she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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