Capitaan dildo arrescate!
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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