why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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