I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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