IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You took a bar mat shot.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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