do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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